THIS is the fake life

...not the one that's been going on the past five days. The Amtrak
station was trying it's hardest to be the sobering moment that snaps
one back to "reality" post-vacation. No way jose...not this time. I'm
stuck in the future compadre. It's WAYYYY more fun here.

"I'm back, and I'm ringin' the bell. I'm rockin' on the mic while the
Fly Girls YELLLL!"